my gorgeous, highly intelligent, badass lazy bitches who are also probably neurodivergent & stoners 👅🍃🍄🌈✨
- Are you tired of the cookie-cutter approach to business that just doesn't work for you?
- Have you taken countless business trainings, only to find yourself feeling burned out and uninspired?
- Do you desire a business that fits into your life vs a life that revolves around your business?
- It's time to break free from the traditional business advice that suffocates your unique brilliance.
Welcome to the revolution of entrepreneurship designed specifically for those who are passionate about their work and want to positively impact the world without running their bodies into the ground!
Fuck yeah that's me!
🌟The Lazy Bitch Story 🌟
Hi I'm Rachel, a 6-figure business owner and certified Successful Lazy Bitch.
For the first 4 years of my entrepreneurial journey, I was anxious, exhausted, and miserable trying to run my business the way others told me it should be done.
I was hustling, sacrificing my personal time, glued to my phone just checking to see if anyone had messaged me in the last 5 seconds…. Desperate to make a sale and desperate to change my financial circumstances.
Sure I made some money, but it came at an immense cost to my physical and mental health and my relationships.
I quickly realized that this “success” at the cost of my peace and joy was no success at all!!!!
I decided or rather realized that if I couldn't build and run my business in a way that felt
That's why I've created the ultimate program to help you build a lazy business that aligns with your values, passions, and pleasure.
✨Dive into Pleasure and Sustainable Strategies✨
In this self-paced transformative journey, we'll explore the intersection of plant medicine, pleasure, and sustainable business strategies. It's not about consuming cannabis - but rather embracing the grounded, peaceful, safe, confident energy.
Get ready for an orgasmic adventure into business strategies that turn you the fuck on, and prioritize rest and rejuvenation for maximum pleasure and success.
🌈 Designed for Neurodivergent Learners 🌈
I understand the struggles of navigating traditional business advice when your mind works differently. That's why I've designed this program with neurodivergent learners in mind. No overwhelming homework assignments here!
You'll experience simple implementation, one step at a time, guided by me and our supportive community.
💫Slow, Steady, and Delicious Systemic Changes💫
Gone are the days of overwhelming hustle and burnout. We prioritize your well-being and nurture your nervous system through every transition. Together, we'll integrate accessible and sustainable business practices, combined with mindset shifts and empowering embodiment practices.
These steady, and delicious systemic changes will revolutionize how you approach business.
Testimonials
"Cannabis isn’t my thing but I believe all forms of plant medicine should be legal and I love me some orgasms.
Before C+O I was really struggling with navigating my business and neurodivergent burnout.
Finding a space that understood what came with that and could support me was challenging.
Rachel is so expert at navigating the nuances of this, and I cannot stress enough just how valuable it was to learn to honor my cyclical nature on a daily, weekly, monthly and annual basis.
Everything in my business is different, more sustainable and feels so much more pleasurable, so much more authentic because of this program. It’s seriously so genius."
KATE BAILEY
"Cannabis and Orgasms was an amazing experience!
I love that it was held in the summer it was a great time to soak in the vibes of my people, and truly get to know my business in this really authentic way and really set goals according to how I wanted to feel.
And I really love the scheduling part of it, learning how to schedule with my waves, with my cycle.
And how to launch in a way that felt really really good!
Cannabis and orgasms was an amazing learning experience. I love learning from Rachel, and seeing behind the scenes of how she runs her business and how I can apply that to my business, and how I can make it my own.
Truly working with my cycles and using my pleasure as the cornerstone of my business and the reason to move and challenge and motivate myself!"
SABRINA HAESCHE
💜 Program Details and Investment Options 💜
Your investment in creating your Successful Lazy Bitch existence is $444 for one payment or $222 for two months!
*Payment plan must be completed and paid the total $444 before starting the course*
Choose the option that suits you best and gets ready to step into your power.
p.s. if finances are the ONLY thing holding you back. Please reach out & we can discuss a few diff options I have available ❤️✨
🪴Bonus: Unlock Your Superpower 🪴
As a special bonus, you'll gain access to the "Your Cycle Is Your Superpower" class. Empower yourself with the knowledge of feminine archetypes and divine cycles. Embrace your unique strengths and harness the power of your cyclical nature as you unleash your full potential in business and life.
🪩 Join the Lazy Bitch Revolution Today! 🪩
Are you ready to create a lazy business that sets your soul on fire?
It's time to say goodbye to the exhausting hustle and hello to pleasure, purpose, and impact.
Together, we'll rewrite the rules and build businesses that truly nourish us, while making a positive impact on the world.
Click the link below to sign up and let the lazy bitch in you soar to new heights of success and fulfillment. Can't wait to welcome you into our vibrant community of intelligent lazy stoners!
The Content:
🪩 Support inside a private community.
🪩 New topic each Module and time built in for integration.
🪩 Space to ask questions and receive feedback on integrating these strategies into your unique business model within the private FB group.
Modules:
🌈 Boundaries with Yourself (& your clients)
🌈 Creating Services & Structures that Facilitate your SLB Existence
🌈 Scheduling with the Moon, Seasons, and Your Cycle🩸
🌈 How to Create and Price Services that Turn You ONNNN
🌈 Kink as a Mindset Strategy (and orgasmic launching *wink*)
🌈 Setting Containers Rituals
🌈 Simplifying Your Business
🌈 CE-Hoe Self Care
🌈 Increasing Self-trust & Self-intimacy
🌈 Deconditioning and Mindset Practices for a Sustainable Feminine Business
FAQ’s
What if I don’t consume plant medicine?
Not a problem at all! The point is to find the things that bring you pleasure & calm your nervous system. And allow those things to play an intentional role in your business & CEO care.
Not sure lazy bitch existence is possible for me?
I use to think that too… it was really scary to step out of the “hustle culture” bullshit. The HARDEST part about shifting to the SLB life is the guilt & nervous system dysregulation. That’s why having an entire group of folks on the same journey as well as me to remind you of how safe it is to trust yourself is sooo necessary!
I’m not sure if I’m ready/can afford this program
We have multiple pay plans that go as low as $169/mo - but even so, I believe in you. And I believe in this approach. And I KNOW the lessons you’ll learn in this program will serve you for years to come. You’ll be able to look back in a couple years and say “that was what changed it all for me”
What is this way of being? Is it sustainable?
Yes and I’m just one example. I walk my walk… the lazy way is how I scaled my biz and doubled it in size! The structures I’ve built have served me through some of the hardest moments of my personal life.
Testimonial
Shelby Moon
“Rachel's events are always so much fun and How to Run an Orgasmic Business was definitely no exception! My biggest takeaway from this event was that I get to redefine what consistency looks like for me and organize my business in alignment with my own cycles. Rachel always reminds me that when I stop fighting against my own feminine cycles and the cycles of the earth + cosmos that things get to feel so much easier and even more pleasurable. I loved the idea of adding pleasure practices into my workflow to help me complete business tasks that I tend to put off and trick my brain into enjoying getting done the harder, but necessary, tasks of running a business. Rachel reminded me that when I am building my group programs and containers in my business that it is beneficial not only to myself but also to my clients when I make sure that I am prioritizing my own needs and making the container work for me so that I can show up as my best self for my clients. I felt on such a high after attending this event as I always do when I get the opportunity to be in Rachel's presence!"
